Baberaham Lincoln

Home of the Brave, Land of the Freaks

You know that feeling you get when you hear Whitney Houston's National Anthem? That's how you’re about to make your bottles feel all the time!

Hello, I’m a FREAKER!  There’s elastic knit throughout my BEAUTIFUL body, giving me the ability to stretch and fit BEER, SPORTS, WATER & WINE containers!  I protect your hands from icy-sweaty beverages, keep your drinks COLD and you looking snazzy!  Goodbye soggy napkins, moist Handshakes, and table & cup holder puddles that drip on you every time you take a freakin drink!

MADE IN THE FREAKIN’ USA - Patent # 8,104,636